Unisex Nude Divers Soft Linen Shorts
Serious Warning: Diving nude from extreme heights into water can cause severe trauma, potentially ripping off male genitalia or female breasts upon impact, resulting in excruciating pain likened to a high-force tearing or crushing sensation. Reattachment of male genitalia is often impossible due to the complexity of the injury and tissue damage, requiring extensive reconstructive surgery with limited success. We strongly advise against nude diving from heights exceeding 15 feet for men and 20 feet for women to prevent such catastrophic injuries. We do not condone or recommend nude diving from extreme heights at FBC, despite glamorizing this dangerous activity in our clothes that we sell for profit.
DETAILS:
-custom printed soft linen blend
-80% cotton, 20% linen
-elastic waistband with drawstringĀ
-hidden side pocketsĀ
-artwork by my grandfather Barnaby ConradĀ
This fit is in men's sizing so size down for a more "femme" fit.Ā
Original: $128.00
-65%$128.00
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Serious Warning: Diving nude from extreme heights into water can cause severe trauma, potentially ripping off male genitalia or female breasts upon impact, resulting in excruciating pain likened to a high-force tearing or crushing sensation. Reattachment of male genitalia is often impossible due to the complexity of the injury and tissue damage, requiring extensive reconstructive surgery with limited success. We strongly advise against nude diving from heights exceeding 15 feet for men and 20 feet for women to prevent such catastrophic injuries. We do not condone or recommend nude diving from extreme heights at FBC, despite glamorizing this dangerous activity in our clothes that we sell for profit.
DETAILS:
-custom printed soft linen blend
-80% cotton, 20% linen
-elastic waistband with drawstringĀ
-hidden side pocketsĀ
-artwork by my grandfather Barnaby ConradĀ
This fit is in men's sizing so size down for a more "femme" fit.Ā
